Tom Cruise Takes David Beckham Out For Some Manly Merriment

I am sure it is strictly straight manly merriment. Like ogling women and watching ninja movies. Tom Cruise is taking David out to turn his frown upside down. After landing a huge contract and revamping the LA Galaxy, Beckham was hoping to at least make it into MLS playoffs. Sadly, the team lost to Chicago and booted them out of the running for the playoffs.

“Disappointed Beckham had hoped for a better outcome in his first season in Los Angeles, and so Cruise has decided to treat his pal to some off-season shenanigans. He says, “We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that.”

[Starpulse]

The two BFF’s will attempt to replace the loss, but David Beckham already has something to smile about. The hunky soccer star “has beaten off competition” and won the “Most Masculine Man of the Year” award. AskMen.com created the poll on their website and narrowed the list down to the top 49. With over a million votes cast, the one month poll picked the finest of the male realm. Second place went to Matt Damon followed by Timbaland in 3rd. What shocked me was the fact that Justin Timberlake came in 5th. For some reason when I hear his falsetto in “Sexyback” I just don’t think “hmmmm, how masculine.”

Picture note by Celebitchy: Tom Cruise, David Beckham, Will Smith and their spouses are shown on 7/23/07 at a party at the Museum of Contemporary Art. That was when Jada looked like she was copying Posh, right down to the stupid faces she was pulling. Thanks to Splash News for this photo.

 [Date: 24-Oct-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on October 25th, 2007 with no comments.
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The problem with David Beckhams crotch Links

I’m not packing it in, just doing the links early today.

- The problem with David Beckham’s crotch [Agent Bedhead]
- Posh gets pulled over by the cops in LA right after visiting the DMV - makes for great staged reality television [PopSugar]
- How Janet Jackson kept the weight off: surgery [DListed]
- Introducing Sheryl Crow’s cute son, Wyatt [I’m Not Obssessed]
- The Ocean’s Thirteen cast in Cannes to go on a benefit cruise. I can’t wait for the photocall! [Just Jared]
- Is Daisy Fuentes still hot [Bastardly]
- Tori Spelling’s husband is hypnotized by her indented boobs [Haute Gossip]
- Celebrity virginity showdown [Derek Hail]
- Dennis Quaid and his wife are expecting twins [ICYDK]
- Doc Marten shoe ads featuring dead rock stars (ads NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Now Oprah’s dad says the planned tell-all about his billionaire daughter doesn’t exist, but it might in the future. I smell lawsuit [Gawker]
- Jessica Alba gets pulled over by the cops [The Blemish]
- Mischa Barton smokes a joint in Cannes [Celebslam]
- George Michael thinks pot should be legalized [Socialite’s Life]
- Bijou Phillips says she doesn’t hate the Czech people [CelebWarship]
- Bud Bundy could be going to jail [yeeeah]
- Kellie Pickler’s new boyfriend [US Magazine]
- Is Angelina Jolie scary skinny [The Skinny Website]
- Lindsay Lohan spotted drinking vodka straight from the bottle [Hollywood Rag]

 [Date: 24-May-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on May 24th, 2007 with no comments.
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Spice Girls celebrate David Beckhams birthday

It was almost a Spice Girls reunion for David Beckham’s 32nd birthday at London restaurant Cipriani last night. New moms Melanie B (Scary Spice) and Gerri Halliwell (Ginger Spice) were there along with a pregnant Emma Bunton (Baby Spice.) Melanie C (Sporty) was not at the party, but she attended an earlier reunion of sorts at the christening for Gerri’s daughter, Bluebell. There were four of the five Spice Girls present at the April event, with Scary not being able to attend due to the recent birth of her daughter.

Beckham enjoyed his special day with rampant consumerism. He bought a $9k suit and $30k watch during the day before stepping out with the Spice Girls. Victoria’s birthday last month was celebrated with similar excess. She spent over six figures shopping in Paris on a surprise trip to France for the day, arranged by David.

Mel B was said to be crying at the end of the night, and was comforted by David’s sister Joanne. She gave birth to a baby girl, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, at the beginning of April. She has always insisted her ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy is the father, while Murphy denied paternity and dumped a then-pregnant Melanie by proxy. He said in an interview with Dutch television that they weren’t together and it was presumptuous to assume the baby was his. Melanie is taking Murphy to court to try to force him to take a DNA test.

Thanks to The Daily Mail for the birthday pictures and story. Beckham is also shown practicing with Real Madrid on his birthday earlier that day. [via]

 [Date: 03-May-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on May 4th, 2007 with no comments.
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Naked David Beckham Possible. Full Monty NSFW or under 18

These pictures of a maybe-naked more-likely Photoshopped David Beckham have been making the rounds. I don’t think they’re real, but I’ll run ‘em anyway.

Beckham was said to be outraged at a 2007 calendar called “Celebrity Hunks Around The House” (link NSFW) that featured a nude lookalike wearing a tiny apron and doing domestic chores like chopping vegetables and cleaning a mirror with a soccer shirt.

This image does not seem to be from that calendar and is more likely a composite of his top with some other guy’s well-endowed bottom. Footballer’s personal lives expert Kickette pointed me to these pics and notes that Beckham’s former assistant Rebecca Loos, who is known to have had an affair with him, hinted to the media that he had “distinctive marks” on his nether region, (which would suggest that these pics are fake) but refused to give more information:

The woman at the center of the David Beckham sex scandal says she can provide proof they slept together - by describing “distinctive marks” on his penis. Rebecca Loos, who worked as a personal assistant to Beckham when he transferred to Real Madrid, says if the soccer ace presses ahead with legal action against her, she will reveal the details to the court. But the 26-year-old beauty says she will not provide the proof to the media, and when pressed by Sky reporter Kay Burley in an exclusive interview - she refused point blank to disclose the information. Loos says, “There’s something I know about him, an intimate part of his body that I think only women who’ve been in bed with him would know. So if they want to take me to court I could easily stand up and say, ‘Well…’” But when Burley asked if Beckham was circumcised, Loos replied: “I’m not going into that. I’m not talking about that. If I do ever need to talk about that it’ll be in court, not on TV.” Beckham and wife Victoria Beckham continue to deny Loos story describing it as “ludicrous”.

Kickette says that speculation was that he could be circumsized, which is not common among Englishmen, but Loos never confirmed that when questioned. Kickette also pointed me to this salacious not-for-under-18 story by a then-22 year-old beauty consultant who claimed that she slept with Beckham in 2004 and that he was uncut and a good 8 inches, which is consistent with these pictures:

I played with him a bit but was surprised to find he had no hair on his balls. His willy is big though - a good eight inches. And for the record, he is not circumcised.

The story is pretty damn sexy so I would recommend reading it you’re so inclined.

Here are the pictures, which look suspiciously similar to the Photoshopped one of Daniel Radcliffe’s promotional shot for Equus. (Also NSFW) There seems to be some sort of round mark on David’s stomach and the top doesn’t exactly match the bottom. I would suspect that the picture was cobbled together from ones of David that were taken in this series. These are probably not real, but it was worth it for me to do the research for this post.

Images from OMG! Blog.

These are pretty much all the same picture with closer-up versions.

 [Date: 18-Apr-07 ]

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David Beckham Disney Ad

Every little girl’s fantasy comes true as soccer star David Beckham poses like a noble on his horse, flaming sword in hand!

Written by TechniCool on January 29th, 2007 with no comments.
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Yikes Nude Courtney Love Pictures are Real

We were hoping it was just a rumor. But thanks to the supposedly real magazine, Pop, nude Courtney Love pictures really do exist.

We’ve posted a large one below. Shield your eyes, young, old and moderately aged readers. Even though we’ve covered up the naughty spots, Love still makes Victoria Beckham naked look hot.

The Hollywood Gossip staff can only hope rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape are true. Because we need to feel upbeat about bare female bodies again.

 [Date: 21-Nov-06 ]

Written by TechniCool on November 21st, 2006 with 1 comment.
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Cruise’s Beckham plan

Tom Cruise wants to turn soccer idol David Beckham into a Hollywood star.

The ‘Mission: Impossible’ actor is convinced Beckham could be a huge movie star and is desperate to star in a film with him. (more…)

Written by TechniCool on October 20th, 2006 with no comments.
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David Beckham is no more the face of Police sunglasses

According to the news, footballer ace David Beckham has been dropped as the face of Police sunglasses and is to be replaced by the sexy actor Antonio Banderas. Although the Hollywood Celebrity Antonio Banderas is more than a perfect choise, I find it hard to believe that the sunglasses company gave up on David, as though he stooped to be the England captain after this years World Cup, he is still in the spotlight. Apparently the 1m-a-year contract with Police for the past six years was due to come to an end in September, the footballers own sources say that it was David decision to end the deal as it was prevented him from doing other things as launching his own range of sunglasses.

The decision to go for a more worldwide-appeal personality came in the light of that. Antonio was seen as more of an alpha male. The brand was more keen to have a personality which meant more to US audiences. (more…)

Written by TechniCool on October 16th, 2006 with no comments.
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David and Victoria Beckham in Japan

According to Victoria Beckham her husband British soccer Celebrity David Beckham is a god in Japan, because he is worshipped like a deity in the Asian country, and followers pray to him on the island of Awajishima where a bronze statue of the star has been erected. However, the Japanese are worshipping also the former Manchester United player at the Wat Pariwas Buddhist temple in Thailand, where Beckham stands alongside statues of the Buddha Siddhartha Gautama, the historical founder of the spiritual philosophy. Also Victoria Beckham who is having three children tells the Australian edition of Harpers Bazaar that she is no bum at all and that she looks really awful naked.

In other celebrity news, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger believes England head coach Steve McClaren may bring back former captain David Beckham, British newspapers reported.

There is a temple there where the Japanese go to pray to a statue of David. I know it sounds crazy but its true.
- Victoria tells Harpers Bazaar magazine - (more…)

Written by TechniCool on October 16th, 2006 with no comments.
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David Beckham to personally coach Maddox Jolie-Pitt

This sounds like wishful thinking based on the story that Maddox Jolie-Pitt is attending a David Beckham soccer training school for kids, but it would be cute as hell if it was true. The story is that Brad Pitt asked David Beckham to personally coach five year-old Maddox in soccer:
The five-year-old is already enrolled in the David Beckham Soccer Academy in LA. (more…)

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