The Britney ban has been lifted, but we’ve vowed not to get carried away and report on her every little misadventure: “Britney goes to the deli!” “Britney forgets to wear shoes!” “Britney swats fly off arm!” “Britney goes to the deli and forgets to wear shoes and swats a fly off her arm!” But we will occasionally write about her - never more than once a day, with a goal of three times a week max. I have to admit to have a slight BS infatuation: such a public downward spiral is a bit addictive to watch. Plus you have to think back on when she was “normal” and ask yourself if she’s always been this crass and crazy (remember when she called everyone ma’am) or did it just kick in a few years ago These are the questions that keep me up at night. So with that caveat: our one Britney story of the week.

Britney Spears invited a man to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons, it has been reported. Scott Kohler, 29, claims he and a group of 10 other strangers were invited to join Spears for a night of heavy partying on October 19, when the troubled star drowned her sorrows with vodka and cavorted with the men in her jacuzzi. And musician Kohler alleges the 25-year-old singer accepted an offer of cocaine from a fellow partygoer, after he “joked he wanted to do a line off (Spears’) chest, and she agreed”, reports British newspaper The Sun.

Kohler adds, “(Spears) was in a great mood. She didn’t have a care in the world.” The latest revelations will be a blow to Spears as she fights her ex-husband Kevin Federline for custody of two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James. She has since won back visitation rights to see her two boys three times a week, but must comply with an earlier court order to undergo mandatory drug and alcohol tests and well as attend joint parenting sessions with dancer Federline. The former couple’s next custody hearing is set for November 26.

[From Starpulse]

Well I guess that explains more of Spears’ “Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F**k it” comment to reporters last week, when asked how her case was going. I’m pretty sure that she tends to do all of those things at least twice an hour. Sometimes if she doesn’t have any cocaine or a guy around, she has to substitute one for the other, but Britney Spears is nothing if not industrious, right

In other related news, Brit’s new album is actually getting some pretty good reviews, and is expected to perform decently, considering she won’t be doing any promotion for it. But she can use the CD to snort her cocaine from.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Britney driving home from a Halloween party at Park Beverly estates with her two sons Jayden James, Sean Preston and a friend. She appears to have attended at least three separate parties: Splash noted:. When Britney left the party an hour later her youngest son Jayden James looks quite visibly upset in the back seat of her car. Header image of Britney arriving at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party in Hollywood. There was also a third party where she donned a sombrero and harlequin mask. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

 [Date: 01-Nov-07 ]

blaming her bad cell phone reception as the reason she missed an important call that may have cost her custody of her sons. Excuses, excuses. Now if only all the issues in her life were over as quickly as she can get her fast food.

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 [Date: 30-Jul-07 ]

 [Date: 31-Jul-07 ]

These women are working the media, and we just broke our Paris and Britney ban thanks to their antics. It’s been two and a half weeks since either of these women were mentioned on Celebitchy other than in a link post.

Britney is alienating everyone in her life as usual, filing suit against her mom and serving as her own manager. Her “cousin” Alli is no longer in the picture and she’s now palling around with a male bodyguard. She was said to have had a slap-fest with her mom a while ago, which prompted their estrangement, but does Britney need a reason A sample from Britney’s new single, “Get Back,” has been leaked and it sounds like something a 15 year-old would put together with a bad synthesizer hooked up to a Nintendo. The song is said to be a legitimate sample and the lyrics are available online. (Thanks to IDLYITW)

Paris has a new boyfriend this week, a T-Shirt designer from Australia named Tyler Atkins.

As a commentor mentioned on This is London, I wonder how that charity work she talked about on Larry King is going for her

Thanks to Mavrix, This is London and FlynetOnline for these pics.

 [Date: 20-Jul-07 ]

Britney is no longer hiding her son Jayden, and has showed him to paparazzi several times in the past few days. She recently brought him out while she was wearing a bikini so as to maximize her exposure. I guess toting him while her boob was hanging out wasn’t an option so she went for the next best thing.

Britney and her mom Lynn are said to have reconciled. They were seen at her estate visiting for about an hour. Lynn has canceled her scheduled appearance on “The View” and people wondered if she would dish about her strained relationship with her daughter.

Thanks to FlynetOnline for these pics.

 [Date: 13-Jun-07 ]

Britney was referred for counseling to John Sundahl, a 38 year-old well off real estate developer, by someone working at Promises rehab. John was going to help her work the AA steps or something, but when Britney went over to his house she ended up jumping him and they were soon making out.

The sort-of counselor denies a relationship with Britney, as does Britney herself, but K-Fed thinks there’s something going on. Britney’s mom, Lynn, is supposedly also encouraging her to date the older man and figures he’ll be a good influence on her:

Sundahl, who is 38 years old and is also a wealthy real estate developer, was recommended to Spears by someone at Promises, the rehab center where Spears stayed. At first, they met at his Beverly Hills house to discuss topics such as the twelve-step program ” but the conversation allegedly got intimate rather quickly.

“Britney and John ended up making out beside the pool ” and Britney acted like she didn’t care who saw her,” the source told the Enquirer. “She’s got no shame.”

Dating a patient is considered to be an ethical breach ” though it’s not clear that Spears would be considered Sundahl’s patient. And although he acknowledges that he helps recovering addicts at his home, he denies that he’s dating Spears.

“I am not having a relationship with Britney Spears,” Sundahl told the Enquirer.

It seems like Britney hooks up with whoever would have her, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she threw herself at this guy who was supposed to help her get sober. She was said to have had a relationship with one musician she met at an AA meeting outside of rehab, an unknown guitarist named Jason Filyaw, but that romance was quickly forgotten for another rehab romance with a different singer, Howie Day. Now she’s supposedly going for the drug counselor and who is surprised

She doesn’t seem to have anyone in her life except for her assistant, All, who she claims is her cousin. She’s mighty lonely and no guys will stick with her. This latest hookup will likely be forgotten by next week too. Remember that guy Isaac Cohen she was with at the beginning of the year I didn’t until I looked him up.

 [Date: 08-Jun-07 ]

There’s a questionable story that Britney plans to visit Lohan in rehab, and that she was encouraged by Lohan’s slutty lover, Calum Best. Best is said to have asked Britney to contact Lohan, and since Britney knows the people at Promises and “successfully” completed her own stint there recently, she can show her around.

Probably aware that he isn’t the best role model for sobriety, the sometime model and professional playboy turned to Britney for help.

A source tells the Daily Star, “Calum was quite brave calling Britney as he only met her briefly a few years ago but when her people told her he’d been in contact, she was happy.

“Calum said he was worried that Lindsay would be so lonely at Promises that she wouldn’t benefit from the treatment at all. Britney’s now in such a good place that she said she’d be happy to visit and to introduce Lindsay to some of her friends there.”

[From Entertainment Wise]

The article goes on to say that Calum wants to get back with Lohan and that he’s renting a condo near Promises in Malibu to be closer to her. I call bullshit on that one, as the Daily Star isn’t that reliable a source, and Britney is said to dislike Lohan. She even was rumored to have barred her from the VIP section at one of her comeback shows.

Still, I wouldn’t put it past Britney to show up at Promises to steal some of Lohan’s rehab thunder.

Meanwhile Britney’s mom, Lynn Spears, is scheduled to appear on the now even more boring “The View” on Wednesday. Everyone is wondering what she’ll talk about since she is said to be estranged from Britney, who didn’t even visit her when she was stricken with pneumonia and was laid up in the hospital on Mother’s Day.

Photos via TMZ, The Sun, Faded Youth, and ONTD.

 [Date: 05-Jun-07 ]

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