Earlier today, we documented just how terrible the poor, heartbroken Jessica Simpson is looking. We cried. We really did. No we didn’t.

At least Jess can take solace in the fact that her younger, less talented and less hot sister, Ashlee Simpson, isn’t looking much better.

The lip-synching plastic surgery junkie hoe is back home following a five-week stint in London’s West End production of the musical Chicago, which she somehow was asked to be in. We’re still trying to figure that one out.

She apparently wasted little time getting right back into the party scene Monday, chilling with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz. Though she looks really bored and out of it. Memo to this Wentz guy: make your move. She’s easy and unintelligent. Nick Carter would tell you as much.

Sigh. Somehow, despite being as worthless as they come and bordering on Mischa Barton-like skinniness, Ashlee has somehow turned herself into a marketing mogul. Somebody beat us over the head with some Sketchers, please!

A lesson to all you young, impressionable girls out there: if you have major self-esteem issues, just go ahead and get a plastic surgeon to rearrange your face. Really, itll do wonders for your social life — you might even convince your daddy to buy you a music career (talking to you, Crazy Joe Simpson) and land a bunch of endorsement deals!

Ain’t life grand

 [Date: 28-Oct-06 ]