Angelina Jolie Pisses Off BradAnd Most of America

I hope this the last time I will be delving into Angelina’s tender feelings on Brad and Jen. It is fast becoming a story line that should be on “Days of Our Lives.” I suggest Dr. Phil coming in and medicate them all. Regardless, Angelina Jolie made a “solemn promise” to make nice with Jen.

“Angelina Jolie made a solemn promise to her partner, Brad Pitt, that she would reach out to his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, and try to make things right. Despite declaring in an interview last year that she would welcome a face-to-face sit-down with Jen, Angelina couldn’t bear even talking to Jen - and she never intended to actually contact her, a cover story from Star Magazine claims this week.”

[Star Magazine Via National Ledger]

Among the unmended rift between Jolie and Aniston, Brad reportedly also is super pissed that Angie isn’t making good on her child rearing promises. Mr. Pitt thinks the kids should have a home. One home that is somewhere safe and stable. Since being taken in, Maddox has had 15 different “homes.”

Meanwhile, Jen is bouncing back and forth between another Vince Vaughn break up-make up after being spotted with Orlando Bloom. Jen and Vince may not be back together, but the are now said to be “friends with benefits.” But you know how things go in Hollywoodif two people share an elevator one day, the next day one will be pregnant with the other person’s love child and have developed an overnight addiction to meth.

I do have one question when it comes to Brad, Angie and Jen. While Jolie accepted his advanceswhy is all the blame being put on Angie Shouldn’t Brad be the one who should be undertaking the “making things right” job as well I mean he was the slut that fell into Jolie’s poofy lips trap here. Thoughts anyone (I know, I know. It has been a slow day. Pray for some juciy Halloween antics!)

Picture note by Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie is shown on the set of The Changeling on 10/24/07 in LA thanks to SplashNews.

 [Date: 26-Oct-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on October 27th, 2007 with no comments.
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Photos

Here are a couple photos from the 33rd Deauville American Film Festival of our favorite super-hot celeb couple Angelina and Brad (children not in attendance).

They were in town for the premiere of Brad’s new movie, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford:

And one last photo fo’ the fans!

Written by TechniCool on October 20th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolie making funny faces on set, is probably not pregnant

Angelina Jolie was seen “driving” a red Dodge Viper while on the set of her thriller Wanted in Chicago yesterday. She was also photographed speaking with a producer and hopefully she was emoting a scene as she made a few silly faces.

She looks pretty fierce in the car. I like when she makes that determined face and that look is partially how she become the poster girl for femme fatales. That dark eye makeup is making her face look even more skeletal though. I won’t get into her weight, but she’s more kick ass with a little muscle on her frame like in the Tomb Raider days.

Angelina does seem to have gained some essential weight, maybe just a little, so the rags are quick to call her pregnant again. I sincerely doubt this is true, as there are Angelina pregnancy rumors about every 6 weeks:

Jolie had family, friends and fans alarmed when in the recent months she started looking extremely thin and frail.

But now, she’s put on some weight again and an insider said that it might be due to her pregnancy.

She also reportedly gave a sign at eldest son Maddox’s sixth birthday party over the Aug 4 weekend, when she kept touching her stomach “absent-mindedly”.

“Angie touched her belly absent-mindedly throughout the weekend. There was a definite protrusion from her belly,” Life and Style quoted the source, as saying.

A friend of partner Brad Pitt also revealed that the actress has started taking care of herself.

“She finally got the message that people were worried and is taking care to eat well,” the pal said.

If the news is true, then the impending arrival will be the fifth child for Brangelina, and their second biological child.

[From Life & Style as covered in Times of India]

You know there are rarely, if ever, “friends” or “insiders” that dish on the celebrities like this. I mean there inevitably are some people selling out their employers and famous acquaintances, but the vast majority of these quotes are made up by the journalist based on paparazzi pictures. Maybe we should do this at Celebitchy, and act like we have insider connections with the major celebrities. You guys would buy that, right

My cousin’s best friend works at a Whole Foods in LA, and one of her coworkers is married to one of Angelina’s nannies. She says that Angelina is nice some of the time, but can get upset if you don’t follow directions and is very particular about how she wants her kids handled. She also specifically forbids television. They are allowed to have McDonalds and some junk food, as Angelina is not that strict about what they eat. It is hard working for the Jolie-Pitts, though, as my cousin’s best friend’s coworker doesn’t get to see his wife that much because she’s constantly traveling. She also doesn’t get much advance notice where she’ll be.

The nanny says “Angelina really cares for her kids and she and Brad do want more someday. She is happy with the four she has at this point, and is too busy focusing on her career to have another baby right now.”

Those last two paragraphs are completely made up, but even with this disclaimer I still felt guilty writing it.

 [Date: 10-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 11th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolie making funny faces on set, is probably not pregnant

Angelina Jolie was seen “driving” a red Dodge Viper while on the set of her thriller Wanted in Chicago yesterday. She was also photographed speaking with a producer and hopefully she was emoting a scene as she made a few silly faces.

She looks pretty fierce in the car. I like when she makes that determined face and that look is partially how she become the poster girl for femme fatales. That dark eye makeup is making her face look even more skeletal though. I won’t get into her weight, but she’s more kick ass with a little muscle on her frame like in the Tomb Raider days.

Angelina does seem to have gained some essential weight, maybe just a little, so the rags are quick to call her pregnant again. I sincerely doubt this is true, as there are Angelina pregnancy rumors about every 6 weeks:

Jolie had family, friends and fans alarmed when in the recent months she started looking extremely thin and frail.

But now, she’s put on some weight again and an insider said that it might be due to her pregnancy.

She also reportedly gave a sign at eldest son Maddox’s sixth birthday party over the Aug 4 weekend, when she kept touching her stomach “absent-mindedly”.

“Angie touched her belly absent-mindedly throughout the weekend. There was a definite protrusion from her belly,” Life and Style quoted the source, as saying.

A friend of partner Brad Pitt also revealed that the actress has started taking care of herself.

“She finally got the message that people were worried and is taking care to eat well,” the pal said.

If the news is true, then the impending arrival will be the fifth child for Brangelina, and their second biological child.

[From Life & Style as covered in Times of India]

You know there are rarely, if ever, “friends” or “insiders” that dish on the celebrities like this. I mean there inevitably are some people selling out their employers and famous acquaintances, but the vast majority of these quotes are made up by the journalist based on paparazzi pictures. Maybe we should do this at Celebitchy, and act like we have insider connections with the major celebrities. You guys would buy that, right

My cousin’s best friend works at a Whole Foods in LA, and one of her coworkers is married to one of Angelina’s nannies. She says that Angelina is nice some of the time, but can get upset if you don’t follow directions and is very particular about how she wants her kids handled. She also specifically forbids television. They are allowed to have McDonalds and some junk food, as Angelina is not that strict about what they eat. It is hard working for the Jolie-Pitts, though, as my cousin’s best friend’s coworker doesn’t get to see his wife that much because she’s constantly traveling. She also doesn’t get much advance notice where she’ll be.

The nanny says “Angelina really cares for her kids and she and Brad do want more someday. She is happy with the four she has at this point, and is too busy focusing on her career to have another baby right now.”

Those last two paragraphs are completely made up, but even with this disclaimer I still felt guilty writing it.

 [Date: 10-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 11th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolies latest St. John Ad Links

- Angelina Jolie’s latest St. John Ad [PopSugar]
- Maddox’s army-style birthday bash [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt harasses lady in a Lincoln Navigator with tinted windows, mistaking her for the paparazzi [The Blemish]
- Woman goes into labor during American Idol auditions, toughs it out and makes it to the second round [DListed]
- Lohan’s Elle Interview video. She wants her own clothing and accessories line. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Nicole Richie had a pregnancy scare after she was spotting [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Guess the MILF [Bastardly]
- Sienna Miller bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s secret rendevouz [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears is enjoying Fentanyl lollipops [Evil Beet]
- Boob enhancing cookies [Agent Bedhead]
- Do You Believe Britney’s Ad [Hollywood Rag]
- Mel B is going to get taken to the cleaners if she divorces [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Michelle Obama on how to land a man [Bossip]
- Kurt Russell is the one who set up Kate Hudson and Dax Shephard [Gabsmash]
- Insane Lady with 130 Cats Video[The Grumpiest]
- Bridget Moynahan is having this baby any day now! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby girl [Socialite’s Life]

 [Date: 09-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 10th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolie on set yesterday

Angelina Jolie was all smiles yesterday when she was photographed on the set of her film Wanted, now filming in Chicago for about two weeks. She was seen smiling broadly while interacting with crew members and walking around. She looked healthy in bagging khaki slacks and a leather jacket.

Angelina Jolie, her partner Brad Pitt and their children celebrated the 6th birthday of their oldest child, Maddox, over the weekend in Santa Barbara. They had a military-themed birthday party complete with costumes for the adults and children. Brad wore a white t-shirt and an army helmet while Angelina had on a camouflage kerchief on her head and wore smudged dark face makeup. Perez Hiltons reports that the upcoming issue of Life and Style will report that they enjoyed dirt biking, a water slide, and pretend camping at the party. [via GossipRocks]

This weeks’ National Enquirer has a cover story saying that Brad moved out, but the entire family was seen arriving on a private jet in Chicago yesterday so those rumors don’t seem to have much merit. Angelina did look at a small house in LA by herself last week, but maybe she was helping out a friend or looking for digs for one of their help or something. Who knows what’s true with these two

As for rumors that they’re headed for an imminent breakup, Angelina has said “We actually argue politics at home. It is the only time we argue.”

Whatever the case, Angelina seems to be making a concerted effort to improve her image, or maybe she’s just in a better mood lately. She was also seen smiling yesterday when she got off the plane in Chicago, and gave her daughter Shiloh a big kiss.

Thanks to SplashNews for these pics.

 [Date: 09-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 10th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolies latest St. John Ad Links

- Angelina Jolie’s latest St. John Ad [PopSugar]
- Maddox’s army-style birthday bash [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt harasses lady in a Lincoln Navigator with tinted windows, mistaking her for the paparazzi [The Blemish]
- Woman goes into labor during American Idol auditions, toughs it out and makes it to the second round [DListed]
- Lohan’s Elle Interview video. She wants her own clothing and accessories line. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Nicole Richie had a pregnancy scare after she was spotting [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Guess the MILF [Bastardly]
- Sienna Miller bikini pictures [Egotastic]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s secret rendevouz [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears is enjoying Fentanyl lollipops [Evil Beet]
- Boob enhancing cookies [Agent Bedhead]
- Do You Believe Britney’s Ad [Hollywood Rag]
- Mel B is going to get taken to the cleaners if she divorces [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Michelle Obama on how to land a man [Bossip]
- Kurt Russell is the one who set up Kate Hudson and Dax Shephard [Gabsmash]
- Insane Lady with 130 Cats Video[The Grumpiest]
- Bridget Moynahan is having this baby any day now! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby girl [Socialite’s Life]

 [Date: 10-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 10th, 2007 with no comments.
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Angelina Jolie on set yesterday

Angelina Jolie was all smiles yesterday when she was photographed on the set of her film Wanted, now filming in Chicago for about two weeks. She was seen smiling broadly while interacting with crew members and walking around. She looked healthy in bagging khaki slacks and a leather jacket.

Angelina Jolie, her partner Brad Pitt and their children celebrated the 6th birthday of their oldest child, Maddox, over the weekend in Santa Barbara. They had a military-themed birthday party complete with costumes for the adults and children. Brad wore a white t-shirt and an army helmet while Angelina had on a camouflage kerchief on her head and wore smudged dark face makeup. Perez Hiltons reports that the upcoming issue of Life and Style will report that they enjoyed dirt biking, a water slide, and pretend camping at the party. [via GossipRocks]

This weeks’ National Enquirer has a cover story saying that Brad moved out, but the entire family was seen arriving on a private jet in Chicago yesterday so those rumors don’t seem to have much merit. Angelina did look at a small house in LA by herself last week, but maybe she was helping out a friend or looking for digs for one of their help or something. Who knows what’s true with these two

As for rumors that they’re headed for an imminent breakup, Angelina has said “We actually argue politics at home. It is the only time we argue.”

Whatever the case, Angelina seems to be making a concerted effort to improve her image, or maybe she’s just in a better mood lately. She was also seen smiling yesterday when she got off the plane in Chicago, and gave her daughter Shiloh a big kiss.

Thanks to SplashNews for these pics.

 [Date: 09-Aug-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on August 10th, 2007 with no comments.
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Does Angelina Jolie think shes going to die soon

I know I always get flack for these Angelina Jolie posts that contain pure bullshit from the National Enquirer or Star. You have to give me some credit for admitting they’re fabricated, even if I still print them.

Mike Walker’s column in this week’s Enquirer has a quote from “one of Angelina Jolie’s oldest friends” who says that the super-thin actress and mother of four thinks she’s not going to live long and is trying to make her mark on the world while she can:

In a shocking insight, one of Angelina’s Jolie’s oldest friends reveals that the passionate star charges full-tilt through a whirlwind life as a mother, actress and goodwill ambassador because she’s had premonitions of an early death - and they’re even stronger since mom Marcheline Bertrand died in January. “Angelina has told me she doesn’t feel destined to live a long life on earth, and she’s trying to accomplish all that she can,” said the friend. Knowing that the ovarian cancer which claimed her mother’s life is often hereditary has made Jolie even more conscious of her own mortality. “I don’t think she fears death as much as she simply wants to work hard and leave as big a footprint on the earth as she can,” said the friend - who adds that the star’s reluctance to marry Brad Pitt stems from one core belief… nothing is forever!

[From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker’s column, print edition, July 9, 2007]

I think someone read the interview with Anne Curry where Angelina said that her obituary would be positive, and came to the conclusion that she thinks she’s going to die young. It just sounded to me like she was dealing with her mom’s death and that it’s something anyone who had recently lost a parent would be thinking about.

I think Angelina might live to be a lot older than The National Enquirer speculates she thinks. One of the only measures that has been clinically shown to extend the lives of mammals is calorie restriction, and it’s pretty clear Angelina engages in that practice. Of course she could stand to gain some weight and it’s not healthy to be so low in body fat, but if she can get her weight up a little and continue to stay on a low-calorie diet she could live as long as George Burns and Bob Hope.

 [Date: 03-Jul-07 ]

Written by TechniCool on July 4th, 2007 with no comments.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spend romantic weekend alone in Spain

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent a night away from their four children in Bilbao, Spain over the weekend, taking a private jet out of Prague, Czech Republic wher